Peeps and Poop

The two go hand in hand...

I've been dealing with both of these for a while now. Ironically, my canine Bella loves to chew on these two objects, but she never really destroys them, keeping them around for more enjoyment. Have you ever heard anyone say that they have to go "PP"? In my experience, that has always meant the need to urinate. I recently discovered that it truly means Peeps and Poop. When dealing with SMITUA, it likes to make you think that "Peeps" are your good people helping you out in the world and assist you with making decisions. 

As most of us probably have knowledge of, "Peeps" are those marshmallow treats we get at Easter time that are supposed to be fluffy goodness. Now, most of the time, they harden into a brick or are so sticky that they stick to your teeth and end up pulling out a filling, causing you pain. "Peeps", in the real world, are usually people in your life that are only nice to you in order to mask their hate and jealousy for you. Most of the time, they come as somebody that wants to help you succeed, but in essence they want to "Poop" on you, of course with a smile! Their obsession with "Pooping" is so great, that your marshmallow goodness that they hate, is strong enough to make them literally shit their pants!

That is why the two go hand in hand. Let me say here that I DESPISE peeps and the poop they bring. Fortunately, that is probably why my canine doesn't completely destroy them. It's to help warn me of the "Peeps" and the "Poop" they bring. Next time you're in my house and you see Bella chewing on these objects, you might smell the faint odor of defecation which might alert you to a "Peep" being in the room. Hopefully, that "Peep" is not yourself...

SMITUA goes so far as to make the one being the ruler of the "Peeps" be that hot female that almost went too far with ya, since she had a boyfriend at the time. I always keep my senses aware for "Peeps". I've got something for them:

I told SMITUA it should defecate on its own hand, squeeze it, and be a "Peep" since it loves them so much...

I'll never come myself as a "Peep". I'll just stay out of your life. I have no time for that mess of poop! I'll alter a quote by Snoop Dog, "I'll treat a Peep like 7UP. Never Have, Never Will!"

Watch out for Peeps and Poop...they go hand in hand...

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